(GUF) GLOBAL BANDWAGON JUMP ON DAY

Jump on or miss out - Introducing Global Bandwagon Jump On Day!

The World’s First Awareness Day for People Who Can’t Function Without a Hashtag

March 18, 2025 – Everywhere & Nowhere – In an era where thinking for yourself is a risky business, one movement dares to make it easier: Global Bandwagon Jump On Day (GBJOD). Finally, a day dedicated to the brave souls who refuse to form independent opinions until a celebrity, a brand, or an HR email tells them what to care about.

What is Global Bandwagon Jump On Day?

GBJOD is a much-needed celebration of performative action, designed to support those who lack the mental stamina to form a stance on their own. It’s a day where people can wake up, check trending topics, and immediately adopt a new cause, belief, or identity - no research is required.

“Why waste time developing personal convictions when corporate marketing teams have already done it for you?” said Ian Adamson, founder of GBJOD. “This is about empowering people to jump on whatever trend looks the safest, without the burden of critical thinking or pesky long-term commitment.”

How to Participate in GBJOD

Participation is simply effortless, because effort simply isn’t the point:

Instant Outrage – Pick a random tweet, get mad about it, and demand that someone be cancelled.
Profile Picture Update – Change your display picture to a cause you heard about five minutes ago.
Empty Gestures – Use #ThoughtsAndPrayers liberally. Do not, under any circumstances, take actual action.
Bandwagon Brand Loyalty – Immediately purchase a special edition corporate product that donates 0.0001% of proceeds to charity.
Blindly Defend a Corporation – Even if it’s just done something horrendous, they used a multi coloured flag with an orphaned bear cub on it last June, so they must be good people.

For Brands & Corporations

Companies can also participate by:

Posting a Statement – Ensure it contains no measurable actions or financial commitments.
Releasing a Special Edition Product – A £95.00 T-shirt that says “We Care”, made in a sweatshop by a faceless six year old that you’ll have forgotten about tomorrow.
Mandatory Employee Awareness Training – Because nothing says "we support a cause" like making staff watch a PowerPoint.
Quickly Deleting Past Tweets – Especially the ones that directly contradict today’s stance.

Why GBJOD Matters

Society is too fast-moving and complex for real change, so why bother? Global Bandwagon Jump On Day ensures that no one ever has to form a genuine opinion again. Instead, they can simply follow the crowd, adopt the newest pre-approved belief system, and carry on with their day.

Don’t think - just jump on! Join the movement by using #GBJOD and be sure to check back tomorrow when we all decide to care about something else.

For media inquiries, press materials, or sponsorship opportunities, please contact:

Ian Adamson - Founder, Global Bandwagon Jump On Day
Email: press@gbjod.com
Website: https://lamaisondeguff.blogspot.com/