Buy your Smegwell Gold underdog card today - £19.99 from Wilco, Robert Dyas, the Range and F W Wokeworths.
Available to all even if you've totally invented your discrimination, simply play the Smegwell Gold underdog card whenever you like, as often as you like and for no apparent reason and you'll be instantly untouchable with a forcefield around you and enjoy the backing of thousands of likeminded wokers.You can play as many Smegwell Gold underdog cards as you like at any time in the knowledge that anyone who dares to question you will lose their job; you'll get free media coverage and the support of the BBC.
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The causes of people across the planet who are truly discriminated against because of the colour of their skin, their sexuality, religion or gender are now being lost in a sea of overreaction to comparitively privileged people who either selectively perceive or actively look to be offended after fifteen minutes of fame - being offended is the new celebrity.
Disclaimer - there's no such thing as a Smegwell Gold underdog card and any resemblance to real life events or litigious people is coincidental and I apologise in advance of anyone taking me to court.
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